HELP ME caption this pic!
Maybe I’ve hit ROCK bottom, because even after leaving no STONE unturned, the best caption I could come up with was somewhere between a ROCK and a hard place... 🤷🏻♀️
Besides, the odds are STACKED in favor of you guys coming up with a much better caption than me! 🤦🏻♀️
Share yours below and I’ll feature the best ones in my story! 😍 #rockpile#stonestacking#badpuns #WhereIsTheRockEmoji ??
Balancing on all the pretty stones at @roundhillresort ❤️
Last night I was desiring spring time. During our present season there are so many ups and downs. So, I jumped at the chance to go to place where there was light after 5pm. I knew there was a business I could fall back on @skyzone@skyzonemonroeville I had no idea my mood would soar so high there. @kriskrossfanpage would have been proud. They closed at 8pm so we had to bounce. #pleaseaddmorepuns#trampolinepuns#puns
For this one, I decided to chase a subject that’s no stranger to social media. Some would say I was PIER pressured but I tried to add my own flair to the photo.
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I think I love chibify... especially when it comes to D&D. Plus I love making characters! May I introduce you to my lawful good human paladin, General Linotte Vanilla, whose religious zeal is matched only by her taste for BDSM. And she’s so cute! #dndcharacter#paladin#chibi#dnd#puns
🎶I can be your hero baby 🎶
Since a bunch of you messaged me saying you didn't know @glossier had body care, here's the Body Hero Duo. Pictured is their Daily Oil Wash + Body Hero Daily Perfecting Cream. I know I always forget about body care being a part of skincare so take the time to love the rest of your body and not just your face ✌🏻️
Also, how cute is this rug?
WHOLE BUNCHA TEES! I’ll be inking up my “Royal Flush” design tonight, so while you wait for that to go down, take a look at some of the cool designs in my shop right now!
I usually only show off the tees, but you can snag these designs on lots of different apparel and accessories. What can I say? If it was up to me, I’d only wear funny tees and skinny jeans for the rest of my life.
Hit the link in my bio to shop now, you’ve still got just enough time to sneak in those orders for the holidays!
As always... with love, your boy #bloomsbrand