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  • Free Shipping with a purchase of $25 or more on all items. I’m starting with simple shirts with relatable sayings lol. It seems like the holidays got everyone acting crazy (family included) 👀 
Who got f’ed up?
  • Free Shipping with a purchase of $25 or more on all items. I’m starting with simple shirts with relatable sayings lol. It seems like the holidays got everyone acting crazy (family included) 👀
    Who got f’ed up?
  • 0 1 11 December, 2019
  • “Sit Down” Short Sleeve Unisex Tee
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Ok seat 44F please stop hopping your ass up trying to run to the front. Everyone is annoyed with you and you should be ashamed of yourself. ✈️
  • “Sit Down” Short Sleeve Unisex Tee

    Ok seat 44F please stop hopping your ass up trying to run to the front. Everyone is annoyed with you and you should be ashamed of yourself. ✈️
  • 4 1 11 December, 2019
  • The Meeting! Part deux: It brings absolute horror and the start of such joy! 
Sitting there my face still burning, having a look around the room checking out those around me as you do....
The CEO (group guide) asked us random questions.. Such as what's your fav animal? Would ya like to know what the two of us said?... Then, I'll never forgot the absolute fear that came upon me as he discusses the areas we're going to and that '#zimbabwe was in high season for mosquitos, they do carry malaria and it will kill you! But not to worry I'm sure you all have taken your anti-malarials anyway'.......... 🤯F... 🤬 
No longer feeling the burning in my face as its over come by 'I'm going to die!!!' thoughts. I've no anti-malarials 😖
#wantnottodowhentravelling don't arrive in a country without having checked your venue for potential life threatening diseases and possible vaccinations required! And visas too for that matter.. But I had that down 😅
Give it a double tap if ya got this far 😆
Follow @whatnottodowhentravelling
for many more stories/failures/antics and adventures!

#greatstart #thefear #vaccinations
#travel #solotravel #travelhumour #travelstories #travel19 #visa  #adventure #travelblogger #southafrica #FunnyAssBitches #FAB
  • The Meeting! Part deux: It brings absolute horror and the start of such joy!
    Sitting there my face still burning, having a look around the room checking out those around me as you do....
    The CEO (group guide) asked us random questions.. Such as what's your fav animal? Would ya like to know what the two of us said?... Then, I'll never forgot the absolute fear that came upon me as he discusses the areas we're going to and that ' #zimbabwe was in high season for mosquitos, they do carry malaria and it will kill you! But not to worry I'm sure you all have taken your anti-malarials anyway'.......... 🤯F... 🤬
    No longer feeling the burning in my face as its over come by 'I'm going to die!!!' thoughts. I've no anti-malarials 😖
    #wantnottodowhentravelling don't arrive in a country without having checked your venue for potential life threatening diseases and possible vaccinations required! And visas too for that matter.. But I had that down 😅
    Give it a double tap if ya got this far 😆
    Follow @whatnottodowhentravelling
    for many more stories/failures/antics and adventures!

    #greatstart #thefear #vaccinations
    #travel #solotravel #travelhumour #travelstories #travel19 #visa #adventure #travelblogger #southafrica #FunnyAssBitches #FAB
  • 3 0 12 November, 2019
  • I was having a bad hair bad altitude bad everything day but then i scrolled through my roll and my scraped back bun seemed to vogue with the peaks of the Matterhorn and that somehow imbued everything, retrospectively, with a sense of zen and achievement...
  • I was having a bad hair bad altitude bad everything day but then i scrolled through my roll and my scraped back bun seemed to vogue with the peaks of the Matterhorn and that somehow imbued everything, retrospectively, with a sense of zen and achievement...
  • 140 15 27 October, 2019
  • Guys! The weekend's here🥰 #TGIF
  • Guys! The weekend's here🥰 #TGIF
  • 9 3 6 September, 2019
  • 《旅游者幽默: 农历七月的游泳池》
一家酒店泳池里突然间死了一男一女,究竟是怎么死的,警方还在调查中。
夜深人静的七月半(所谓的鬼月),小明和妈妈走在泳池边,小明的妈妈时不时的往后看,心里时分害怕。
这时,小明突然指着游泳池旁边说了一句话,把他妈妈吓到了:“妈妈,你看上面有两个人。”
“小孩子乱说话,走,快点走。”他妈妈赶快拉着他走。
这事一传十,十传百,连探长都知道了。
探长就来到了小明家里:“小明,你说你上次在那里看到两个人,是真的吗?”探长问小明。
“是真的!”他很认真的说。“好吧,你带我去。”探长就叫小明带他去。
到了那里,小明用手指着游泳池旁边的指示牌上的图案说:“你看,有两个人...”上面写的:“爱护公物,人人有则。 《Traveller Humour: Swimming Pool "Ghosts"》
A man and a woman suddenly died in a hotel pool. How did they die? The police are still investigating.

When the night of Lunar month July (Chinese Hungry Ghost month) was quiet, Simon and his mother walked by the pool. Simon’s mother looked back from time to time, and she was afraid.

At this time, Simon suddenly said a word, scared his mother: "Mom, you see two people on it." "Children talk indiscriminately, go, hurry." His mother took him away.

This story had spread out and even the inspector knows.

The inspector came to Simon’s home: "Simon, you said that you saw two people there last time, is it true?" Inquirer asked Simon. "It's true," he said very seriously. "Well, you take me there." The inspector asked Simon to take him.

When he got there, Simon pointed his finger at the poster on the notice board next to the swimming pool and said, "Look, there are two people." It says: "Love the public property, everyone has it." #travelhumour #travellerjoke #havefun #hungryghost #swimmingpool #invisibleswimmingpool #jokeoftheweek #weeklyjoke #幽默 #旅行者 #笑话 #笑一笑没烦恼
  • 《旅游者幽默: 农历七月的游泳池》
    一家酒店泳池里突然间死了一男一女,究竟是怎么死的,警方还在调查中。
    夜深人静的七月半(所谓的鬼月),小明和妈妈走在泳池边,小明的妈妈时不时的往后看,心里时分害怕。
    这时,小明突然指着游泳池旁边说了一句话,把他妈妈吓到了:“妈妈,你看上面有两个人。”
    “小孩子乱说话,走,快点走。”他妈妈赶快拉着他走。
    这事一传十,十传百,连探长都知道了。
    探长就来到了小明家里:“小明,你说你上次在那里看到两个人,是真的吗?”探长问小明。
    “是真的!”他很认真的说。“好吧,你带我去。”探长就叫小明带他去。
    到了那里,小明用手指着游泳池旁边的指示牌上的图案说:“你看,有两个人...”上面写的:“爱护公物,人人有则。 《Traveller Humour: Swimming Pool "Ghosts"》
    A man and a woman suddenly died in a hotel pool. How did they die? The police are still investigating.

    When the night of Lunar month July (Chinese Hungry Ghost month) was quiet, Simon and his mother walked by the pool. Simon’s mother looked back from time to time, and she was afraid.

    At this time, Simon suddenly said a word, scared his mother: "Mom, you see two people on it." "Children talk indiscriminately, go, hurry." His mother took him away.

    This story had spread out and even the inspector knows.

    The inspector came to Simon’s home: "Simon, you said that you saw two people there last time, is it true?" Inquirer asked Simon. "It's true," he said very seriously. "Well, you take me there." The inspector asked Simon to take him.

    When he got there, Simon pointed his finger at the poster on the notice board next to the swimming pool and said, "Look, there are two people." It says: "Love the public property, everyone has it." #travelhumour #travellerjoke #havefun #hungryghost #swimmingpool #invisibleswimmingpool #jokeoftheweek #weeklyjoke #幽默 #旅行者 #笑话 #笑一笑没烦恼
  • 1 0 23 August, 2019